Sunday, September 4, 2011

A Woman Was Sleeping In Her Bed

A woman was sleeping in her bed when her husband crashing through the front door at 3 am waked her up. He staggered and tried to get up the stairs, " what are you doing" she shouted, the husband replies " I’m trying to get a gallon of beer up the stairs" "leave it down there" she bellowed "I cant" he replied " I’ve drunk it".

Three Vampires Walk Into A Bar

Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like. The first vampire responds, "I vould like some blood."

The waitress turns to the second vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, "I would like some blood."

The waitress turns to the third vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, "I would like some plasma."

The waitress looks up and says, "Let me see if I have this order correct. You want two bloods and a blood light?"

A Blonde, A Brunette And A Redhead Went Into A Bar

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender:

Brunette: “I’ll have a B and C.”
Bartender:“What is a B and C?”.

Brunette: “Bourbon and Coke.”
Redhead: “And, I’ll have a G and T.”
Bartender: “What’s a G and T?”
Redhead: “Gin and tonic.”
Blonde: “I’ll have a 15.”
Bartender: “What’s a 15?”
Blonde: “7 and 7″

A Conversation Between A Bartender And A Man

A conversation between a bartender and a man:

Bartender: What happened? You look wrecked!

Man: I had it all – Money, A beautiful house, The love of a beautiful woman…..

Bartender: Then… what went wrong?

Man: Well, then my wife found out!

Bar Jokes in Hindi- Sharabi 3 Manzil Se Neeche Gira

Sharabi 3 Manzil Se neeche Gira aur Uske aas-Pas Log Jama Ho gaye. Logo Ne Sharabi Se Puchha-kya hua.? Sharabi-pata Nahi bhaya, Mein Bhi Abhi-2 Aaya Hun..

Hindi Bar Jokes- Sharabi Ne Kasam Li

Daru ki vajah se barbad sharabi ne kasam li aur ghar se daru ki khali bottles fekne laga 1st fek k bola-Teri vajah se meri nokri gai 2nd fek k bola-Teri vajah se mera ghar bika 3rd fek k bola-Teri vajah se meri Biwi chali gai 4th uthai to wo bhari hui nikli to bola-Tu side me ho ja tera koi kasur nahi..!

He Is So Drunk, He Thinks He Is Me

A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her. When he looked inside the car, he saw the man's friend, Dave, and his girlfriend kissing one another. The bartender shook his head and walked back inside.

He told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check on his girlfriend. The fellow staggered outside to the car, saw his buddy and his girlfriend kissing, then walked back into the bar laughing.

"What's so funny?" the bartender asked.

"That stupid Dave!" the fellow chortled, "He's so drunk, he thinks he's me!"