Teacher Student Political Jokes

Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

3 Rules Of Collage

“ 3 rules of college

1. Be quiet in the Class coz othrs r Sleeping.

2. Dont 4get 2 carry Ur bag coz it acts as a Pillow.

3. Keep the Campus Clean So be Absent. ”

Ben Got 100 Out Of 100 In The Exam

Ben got 100 out of 100 in the exam. So the teacher gave him a gift and said,

I hope you will do the same in the next exam.'

Ben: Thank you Sir. I hope you will also print the question paper from my uncle’s printing shop next time.

Sinking In THe Water

Teacher is explaining to the student,
'if you see someone sinking in the water, you should pull his hair to save him from the water. It will be easy for you.'

Student: but sir, if it happens to you, we shouldn’t help you.

Teacher: why?

Student: because you don’t have any hair.

What Does Your Father Do

A new student came to the class. After asking his name the teacher said,
'What does your father do?'

Student: Whatever Mom says.

Why Doctors Wear A Mask?

Teacher: Sir, why doctors wear a mask when they do an operation?

Student: For safety. If the patient dies, others can’t find out who did the operation

Teacher To Pappu

TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher

Teacher To Kid

Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay
saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?

Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki
tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega…

Lady Teacher To Girl

Lady teacher: ager zero main ek dalain tu kia hota hai?

Girls chup rahi,

teacher: gussay say jawab do,

zero main aik dalain tu kia hota hai?

Girls: miss buhat dard hota hai

My Name Is Sunlight

Teacher:Who was Raja Ram Mohan Roy ?
Student:They all four were great friends
Teacher:"What is your name?".
Student:"Mera naam Suraj Kiran hai."
Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english."
Student:"My name is Sunlight."

I Answered Today

After answering correct, the teacher said, 'Smith, tell me an important incident which never happened before within ten years'.

Smith: I answered correct today.

Tamso Ma Jyotir Gamya

Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?
Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.

Write A Sentence Ending With Hand

Teacher Class Mein Bacho Ko Bolti Hai

Teacher: “Write A Sentence Ending With Hand.”

Student: “My Penis In Ur Hand”

Teacher Student Ko Chanta Maarti Hai

Student: “Sorry Mam, Main

Pen Aur Is Ke Bich Mein Space Dena Bhul Gaya Thha“

Mummy

Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
Son : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

Sentence With A Direct Object

Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.

Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.

Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?

Student: To Get Good Marks!

It Is My Father

Ron: ( Imitating his father’s voice) Roy can’t go to school today.

Teacher: Thats ok, but may I know who is calling?

Ron: It is my father !!

U Wake Him Up

Teacher while lecturing,
noticed a student sleeping at the back.
Teacher shouts 2 hrs neighbor:
“Wake him up!”
Neighbor yells:
U put him 2 sleep,so u wake him up.”

History Lesson

HISTORY LESSON

Teacher: 'When was Rome built?'
Sanjay: 'At night, sir.'
Teacher: 'Who told you that?'
Sanjay: 'You did, sir. You once said that Rome was not built in a day.'

Wats D Time?

2 stdnts raat me parhte huway

1st:wats time?

2nd ne1 pathar utha kr samne k ghar pr mara.

1 aurat nikli aur boli:

"kamino ab to so jao raat k 3 bje hain...

Simple Logic

SIMPLE LOGIC
Teacher: 'Name one animal that is found in the desert.'
Rajan: 'A camel.'
Teacher: 'Good. Name another animal.'
VIkram: 'Another camel.'