Heart Transplant

A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds.

"Excuse me," he said, "have you lost something?"

"No," replied one of the doctors. "We're doing a heart transplant for an income-tax inspector and want to find a suitable stone."

Good Health

Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be 80.

Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.

Doctor: See, what did I tell you.

She Is Exhausted All The Time

A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor gets around to asking her how often she has intercourse. "Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday," she says.

The doctor advises her to cut out Wednesday. "I can't," says the woman. "That's the only night I'm home with my husband."

Will And Prescription

The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will."

"That is very kind of you," said the doctor emotionally, and then added, "Can I see that prescription I just gave you? I'd like to make a little change."

Birth Pills

An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills."

Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you're 75 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?"

The woman responded, "They help me sleep better."

The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?"

The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice and I sleep better at night."

Thsi Is Her Husband

A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

MBBS Final Year Question Paper

MBBS final Exam Question paper.


Fill in d blanks...

If a girl faints,we must first touch her PU _ S _.

Only one student was there who wrote PULSE.

Mai Bhi Clinic Nahi Kholunga

Dr k bandh clinic k aage lambi line thi

1sardar bar-bar line me guhusta

log usko pakad k piche phenk dete

Sarda-lage raho salo,mai bhi clinic nahi kholunga

If Dentists Make Films

If dentists make films,?the names will be:
*Daant ho na ho
*Jaanam brush karo
*Aa ab clean karen
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*Humara daant aapke paas hai..!!

Lips Stick ki Khusbu

Santa: Dr.sab, main jb BV ko kiss karta hu to us k muu se Smell aati hy
Dr.:kamal hy jb main ne check up kya tb to lips stick ki khushbu thi..

Santa Ki Sar Se Khoon Nikal Raha Tha

Santa ke sar se khoon nikal raha tha.
Doctor:Ye kaise hua?
Santa:Mai hatho se patthar tod raha tha,to kisi ne kaha,"Paji, kabhi to apnasar istemal karo.

1OOO Pages Ki Book

Hum ne pucha k 1000 pages ki book kitne din main parhi ja sakti hai?
Writer: 6 months,
Doctor: 2 months,
Lawyer: 1 month,
Prof: 1 week,
Student: Pehle ye batao exam Paper kab hai?

Once Man Ran To The Doctor

Once a man ran to the Doctor,'
My wife accidentally drank some petrol. Now she is running in the house. What should I do?'

Doctor smiled, 'Lock all the doors and windows in the house. She will stop when the petrol is over.'

Did U Say Something?

Operation successful!! You can hear everything from now.
Did you say something?

Cheque Has Bounced Back

Doctor: The payment cheque you gave me has bounced back from the bank.
Patient: Because the disease you cured before had returned as well.

I Can't Breathe Perfectly

Patient: Doctor, I can’t breathe perfectly.
Doctor: Don’t worry, I will stop it permanently

Vibration Mode

Chaman Suffering From Cold Was Shivering,
His Son Called Doc,
Doc: What Happened?
Son: Bimari Ka To Pata Nahi Par Baapu Subah Se Vibration Mode Pe Lage Hue Hai…

God Who Has Save Your Son's Life

Father: Thanks a lot doctor for saving my sons life.
Doctor: It's God who has saved your son's life.
After sometime.
Doctor: My fee??
Father: I'll send it to God through money order!!

I Am Now In Agra

Man in Delhi: I have a severe foot ache.
Doctor- You should walk for 4 km everyday.
After a month
Patient calls doctor: I am now in Agra, how much more should I walk?

I Was A Puppy

PATIENT: I FEEL LIKE I'am A DOG
DOCTOR: SINCE WHEN
PATIENT: SINCE I WAS A PUPPY