A Bengali Babu Returns From Chaina

A Bengali babu returns from China.

Bengali asks wife: Do I look like a foreigner ?

Wife: No.

Bengali: Look carefully, do I look like a foreigner ?

Wife again replies: No.

By now Mr Bengali was fuming.

Bengali yells: All those women in China were fools. Where ever I visited, they all said: "Look a foreigner"

Wife To Doctor

Wife To Doctor: My Husband has the Habit of Talking in his Sleep.

What Should I give to cure him?

Doctor: Give him an Opportunity to Speak when He is awake.

Kyuki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi

Bahu ke 1-2 afair sunkar PATI ne jaan de di

3-4 afair sunkar SASUR ne jaan de di.
Lekin SAAS chup rahi kyu?

KYUKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI

Qabristan

Bacha apni dadi se, dadi ap kon kon se mulk ghoome hain?

Dadi: beta pakistan hindustan afghanistan

Bcha : ab kon sa ghoome gi ?

Peche se dada bolay: Qabristan:-)

Misstress

Every Wife is a 'Mistress' of her husband . . .

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'MISS' for one hour and 'STRESS' for 23 hours everyday . . . !:-D

Wife - I Will Die

Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because i cant bear such excitement

Chakka

Patni tv par match dekh rahi thi, pati smart bankar patni ke pass aaya aur bola,?darling main kaisa lag raha hon?? tabhi patni zor se chilayi ?CHAKKA??

Man : My Wife Is Missing

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha

A Newly Wed Nigger Wife

A newly wed Nigger wife talks to her husband.

Nigger Wife: Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he goes to work, why don't you do that?

Nigger Husband: How can I? I don't even know her.

Honey If I die Would U Get Married Again?

Wife: Honey, if I die would you get married again?

Husband: No dear.

Wife: I'm sure you would.

Annoyed husband: Okay, I would.

Wife: Would you let her sleep in our bed?

Husband: Ya, I guess so.

Wife: Would you let her wear my clothes.

Husband: No, she is taller than you.

Hell To Hell Is Free

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

Darling, Said The Affectionate Husband

Darling, said the affectionate husband, I have insured myself for $1,000,000. If anything happens to me you will be provided for.
Good, said his loving wife, Now you wont have to call the doctor every time you feel sick.

In An Art Gallery A Couple Saw A Picture

In an art gallery, a couple saw a picture of a girl covered only by leafs.
Husband keeps watching.
Wife: Ab chaloge ya HAWA aane tak intezar karoge…

Waqt Par Aadat Na Badlay

Waqt par aadat na badlay to wo zaroorat-e-life ban jati hai

Aur agar waqt per Girl Friend na badlay to wo kambakht Wife ban jati ha

Husband : Bhik Mangenge

Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.


Uske Agle Hafte hum Roz Shopping K Liye Jaayenge.


Husband: Aur Uske Agle Haftey Roz Mandir Jaayenge.


Wife: Kyo?



Husband- Bheek Mangenge. :)

I Like Your Sense Of Humor

A wife asked her husband: �What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy body?�

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: �I like your sense of humor.

Kya Aj Phir Biwi Se Maar Khayi Hai?

Kaali ghata chayi hai, Kya aj phir biwi se maar khayi hai? Kehti hai sudhar jao. Par meri galti nahi, bajuwali aaj mini skirt main aayi hai..

Wife Came Home With A Goat

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

hUsband - Your Eyesight Is Still Excellent

Wife: (standing in front of mirror) I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty. Will you still give me a compliment?

Funny Husband: Your eyesight is still excellent !

Wife : Kya Kar Rahe Ho?

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…