Two Missed Calls From Rajnikanth

When Graham Bell invented the Telephone, guess what did he find??
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He already had two missed calls from Rajinikanth :D

T - Shirt With Rajnikanth's Photo

Tamil Nadu Police Now got the New Bullet Proof Jacket...
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Its a T- Shirt with Rajinikanth's Photo Printed on it..!!

Some Offered A Mobile phone To Rajni

Someone offered a Mobile phone to RAJINI... He simply refused the offer... And that brand became the most famous mobile Company...
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Its "NoKia"
bcauz RAJINI ne usko no kia... :P

Rajnikanth Does Not Have Heart Attacks

Rajinikanth does not have heart attacks. His heart is not foolish enough to attack him. :P

Rajnikant Volcano Pe Khana Banane Gaya

Ek baar Rajinikant Volcano pe khana banane gya to vo shocked reh gaya ye dekh kar...
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Ki main to vahan pehle se papad sek raha tha...
Har baar Rajini hi kyun yaar, Kabhi humari bhi to tareef karo.. :P

Rajnikanth Got Angry

Someday Rajnikanth got angry wit her mother n threw away her dinner set

today people refer to them as flying saucer n ufo

Rajnikanth Went To U.S.A

Once Rajnikant went to U.S.A And met Pamela Anderson..he got desperate and wanted to masturbate..
So he went behind a building and did it for few minutes….

That building is now known as…

…THE WHITE HOUSE…;)

Rajni Peed From The Top of A Hill

Once Rajni peed from the top of a hill. Today that place is called 'Angel Falls'

Once Rajnikanth Bunked School

Once Rajnikant bunked school whole day. Since then that day is known as "Sunday"

Height of Rajni Anna

Hieght of Rajni anna:

In 2007 RAJNIKANT lost his wallet...
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It ws calld 'RECESSION'.

Rajnikanth Was swimming From Africa To America

one day rajnikanth was swimming from Africa to America in the atlantic and he lost his UNDERWEAR now they call it BERMUDA TRIANGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why Did Paul The Octopus Die?

Why did paul the octopus die???
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he was asked to predict Rajnikanths death! :D:D

Rajnikanth Taught A Kid

Once Rajinikanth taught a kid how to open a door without knocking:
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Today that kid is called DAYA of CID.
G.N.

Rajni Adopted

RAJNI adopted..
2 Elephants
2 Camels
n 2 Horses
from Zoo..
Do u know y??.
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2Play Chess !!!

Rajnikanth Was On Hot Seat of KBC

ONCE RAJNIKANTH WAS ON HOT SEAT OF KBC............................................................AND COMPUTER NEEDED LIFELINE TO ASK A QUESTION

Rajni Runs On Railway Trackres

Rajni in Tamil remake of Aamir's Ghulam
Rajni runs on railway track,

D train is nw at a distanc of 1mtr

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Nw wat?

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Obvsly

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d train jmps off d track..

Rajnikanth Went To Bhopal

Once Rajnikant went to bhopal and had a lot of spicy and oily food...
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Next day whatever happened known as..
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"BHOPAL GAS TRAGEDY"

James Bond To Rajnikanth

1's james bond shoots a prsn & say I'm bond,james bond climax bt d prsn catches d bullet & throws at bond and bond dies.D prsn says,I'm kant, Rajnikant! MIND IT

Who Was The 1st Indian To Use 4G?

This PJ will blow u,
Who was the 1st indian to use 4G?

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Its not Rajnikanth all the time.

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Ans: Anil Kapor
aG..oG..loG..sunoG..(4G) :D

Rajnikanth's Attitude Statement

Attitude statement of the decade by Rajnikant: He got 150 questions in exam saying SOLVE ANY 100!
He solved all 150 and wrote: RASCALLA! CHECK ANY 100!