Funny And Hot Jokes, Funny Sms Messages: Funny Political SMS

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Sunday, July 24, 2011

American, Russian, Pakistani

American -
In Our Country
A Man Had No Legs
We Put Him Artificial Legs Now He Is Race Champ.

Russian -
In Our Country Man Had No Arm
We Put Him Artificial Arm
He Is Now Boxing Champ.

Pakistani -
In Our Country
A Man Had No Brain
We Put Sindhi Cap On His Head
Now He Is Our President..

Future Ban Jaega

11 Saal Jail Mai Rehny Wala Shakhs Hmara
“President”
6 Saal Jail Main Rehny Wala Hmara
“Prime Minister”
10 Saal Jala Watan Rahny Wala Hmara.
“Wazir E Aalla Punjab”
2 Sal Nazar Band Rehne Wala Hamara
“Chief Justice Pakistan”
2 ,4 Sal Tusi V Reh Aao….
Future Ban Jae Ga ;)

Benazeer Bani MBBS

Benazeer Bhi
Aakhir M.B.B.S
Ban Hi Gai…

Kaise?

?
?

Nahi Pata?

?
?

Main Batao?

?

M = Muhtarma
B = Benazeer
B = Bhutto
S = Shaheed.

Wapda Tum Hi To Ho

Ab”WAPDA”

Lay aya Naya Packeg.

“5 Ka 55″

Yani her ghnta 5 mint Light jalane

Per 55 mint

“Loadsheding”

Bilkul Free.

Faaidy=

1- mobile charge na hone se balance ki bachat.

2- TV na dekhne se gunhaon se bachne k ziyada imkanat.

3- Bijli jane pr sabr karne! se janat mein jane k ziyada imkanat.

4- Bijli ane pr shukar karne pr ALLAH k shukar guzar bandon mein shumar.

Ye Offr La Mehdood Muddat K Lye Hai

“WAPDA”

“Tum hi to ho”

Who D Hell Is Altaf Bhai

Mr. Bean Went 2 Guiness Book’s Office
2 Check If He Is Still
D Biggest Comedian On Earth Or Not,
But He Came Out Angrily
Shouting
Who D Hell Is
Altaf Bhai? ;->

Kichu Lok Maobadi- Bengali Funny Political SMS

Kichu lok Mao -badi,

Neta-ra Kamao-badi,

Administration Meow -badi,

Aar Rashtra Ghumao -badi !

A.B.C.D Sunao

Assembly Mein 1 MNA
Se Poocha Gaya :

“Aap Ki Degree Asli Hy ?”

Us Ne Jawab Dia:
“Haan G Bilkul Asli Hy”

Phir Un Se Kaha Gya
A.B.C.D Sunao

Wo Bole
Choti Wali Ya Bari Wali …

Free Rail Ticket - Funny Bengali Political SMS

Journalist : Rail Minister holey sabar aage apni kee korben ?

Didi : Opponent Party -r sab Neta-ke FREE Rail Ticket debo.

J :Seki ?

D : Han. One Way Ticket, Bengal theke baaire jaawar !

Meaning of Politics

Origin Of Da Word Politics Is Quite Funny!
Its Latin & Made Up Of Two Words;
‘Poli’ Means ‘Many’
&
‘Tics’ Means ‘Blood Sucking Creatures’
How True !!!

Husband - Biwi Political Jokes

Husbnd:
Lagta hai Paros ma Bakra Halal ho raha hai
Accha hai aaj Gosht nahin lana parrega
Bv:
Tum apnay kaan saaf karwao
“ALTAF Bhai”TV pe khitab kar rahe hai

Masha-Allah
aj 13wan Roza ha

Sehry Aur Aftary Main
Aur Hr Nimaaz K Baad
Dill Se Dua Karain
K

Allah Pak

Asif Ali Zardary Ko
Benazir Se Milwa de.
Ameen

Zardari KI Maa Ki Shaadi

Woh konsa Event tha jo na hota to Pakistan khushhall hota.
Sochoo Zara Sochoo
Sochoo naa..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Mein bataoon
"Zardari ki Maa ki Shaadi..."

Bush & Obama Were Sitting In A Bar

Joke Explaining A Bitter Reality..
Bush & Obama Were Sitting In A Bar.

A Guy Asks:
Wat R U Planning?

Bush:
Planning World War III

Guy:
Really?

Whts Going To Happen?

Bush:
Well, This Time We Are Going To Kill
140 Million Muslims And KATRINA KAIF

Guy: Katrina Kaif..?
Why To Kill Katrina?

Bush Turns To Obama And Says:
“See, I Told You
No One Would Worry About 140 Million Muslims!!”

Dhamaka Sale

**Dhamaaka Sale**
Buy Pakistan
Get Kashmir Free

50% Discount for
USA, Saudia & UK...

Please Contact
Asif Ali Zardari
Commission: 10%

For direct sms on ur cell msg on my no.

Laloo Yadav To A Long Didstance Telephone

Laloo Yadav to a long distance telephone operator: "Could you please tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Vegas??"

Operator: "Just a minute Sir..."
Laloo: "Thanks You!", and puts the phone down.

1 Anokhi Dua

1 anokhi dua

Aapko khushian itni milain jitni Musharraf ko galiyan,

Aapki zindagi se gham aise khatam hon jese PTV se haya,

Aap ko GEO jaisa sabar milay,
Shohrat itni milay jitni “BB” ko mili

Health aisi mile jaisay SANGEETA ko
OR
Aapke din aise phirain jaisay zardari k

Funny And Hot Jokes, Funny Sms Messages