The Soup Teste Funny

Customer at restaurant – This soup taste funny.
Waiter – Then why are you not laughing?

Patient And Doctor

Patient – I always see spots before my eyes.
Doctor - Didn’t the glasses help?
Patient – Sure, now I see the spots much clearer.

Aunty And Girl

Aunty – How did you do in your history exam?
Girl – Not well. It wasn’t my fall, I was asked about all that things that happened much before I was born.

Writer And Author

Author – These publishers have conspiracy against me.
Friend – What makes you think so?
Author – Ten of them have refused the same story

The Soup Teste Funny

Customer at restaurant – This soup taste funny.
Waiter – Then why are you not laughing?

Talk To Me In English

Teacher – Talk to me in English
Boy – Ok mam
Teacher – What is your name?
Boy – Revolutionary Government
Teacher – Are you joking?
Boy – My name is Biplab Sarkar.

What Is Your Phone Number?

Girl – if we become engaged will you give me a ring?
Boy – sure, what is your phone number?

Girl Propose To A Boy

Girl proposes to a boy. He says he can’t marry her since in his family they only marry relatives.
Dad weds mom uncle weds aunty…..

Earth Rotates 30 times Faster

Question – What happens when the earth rotates 30 times faster?
Answer – You get your salary everyday.

Boy To His Father

Boy to his father – Here is my report card and a list I’ve completed of entrepreneurs who never Finished their high school.

Nothing Is Impossible

Teacher – Hello boys, Remember, Nothing is impossible.
One student – Ok sir, you please takeout all the tooth paste and put it back into the tube again.

Patient And Doctor

Patient – I always see spots before my eyes.
Doctor - Didn’t the glasses help?
Patient – Sure, now I see the spots much clearer.

Aj To Naha Liya

How does a lazy person (like u) take a bath during winter – u stand in front of mirror, throws water on the mirror n says “ Chak De Ftte Aj To Naha Liya Oye.”

Ravan Aur Gita

Ravan ko laya gaya aur kaha gaya…” Gita pe haat rakho….” Ravan chillaya – “ salaSiat pe haat rakha to itna bawal ho gaya, ab Gita pe nahi rakhunga” ….

How Much Is Driving Salary

Boss - I am giving you a job as a driver. Starting salary is Rs. 2000/-, is it ok driver?
Driver U are great sir. Starting salary is ok but how much is Driving Salary?

Son And Mom

Son – Mom when I was in the bus with dad, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom – Well you have done the right thing.
Son – But mom, I was sitting on dad’s lap.

Burn The Body And Bury The Ash

Man receives telegram – Wife dead., should be buried or cremated?
Man – don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

Mosquito And Fly

Ravi – What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
Balu – A fly can fly but a mosquito cannot mosquito.

Judge And Prisoner

Judge – We have 25 witnesses who saw you stealing the car.
Prisoner – I get over 50 witnesses who didn’t see me stealing the car.

What Does CBI Stands For

Question – What does CBI stand for?
Ans – They used to stand for Central Bureau of Investigation. Now they stand for Cases Burial Institute.