Lekin Apki Soch Mujhy Pasand Aai

Teacher asked Johnny:

Agr shaakh pr 5 parindy bethy hon or tm 1 ko mar do, kitny baqi bachen gay?

Johnny:

koi nahi, sab urr jaengay.

Teacher:

jawab hy 4, lekin tumhari soch mujhy pasand aai.

Johnny:

Madam mera bhi 1 sawal hy… 3ladies icecream kha rahi hein, 1 chat kar, 1 kat kar or 1 choos kr, konsi shadi shuda hy?

Teacher (sharmaty hue)

jo choos rahi hy?

Johnny:

Nahi, jis k hath me shadi ki angothi hy. Lekin apki soch mujhy pasand aai….:-O