I Will Buy The Ballerina A Drink

A Fat Woman With Hairy Arm Pits Wearing A Tank Top Walks Into A Bar Throws Her Arm In The Air And Says, " Who Wants To Buy The Lady A Drink." A Guy At The Other End Of The Bar That Has Been Drinking For Some Time Says, "i'll Buy The Ballerina A Drink." The Bartender Gives The Woman Her Her Drink And She Chugs It Down. Thirty Minutes Later She She Throws Her Arm Into The Air And Again Asks, "who Wants To Buy The Lady A Drink?" And Again The Same Drunk At The End Of The Bar Says, " I'll Buy The Ballerina A Drink." The Bartender Gives The Woman Her Drink And Turns To The Guy And Says, "buddy That Sure Is Nice Of You To Keep Buying Her Drinks, But Why Do You Keep Calling Her A Ballerina?" The Drunk Responds, "i Just Figured Any Bitch That Get Her Leg Up That High Would Have To Be A Ballerina."