A Man Speaking To The Bartender About Marriage

A Man Is In A Bar And Speaking To The Bartender About Marriage. He Says "i've Been Married For 3 Years Now And The Sex Just Isn't Happening Anymore". The Bartender Says "well Then, Tonight When You Get Into Bedput Your Hand Down By Your Wife's Ladies Parts, Feel Around Then Rub Your Hand All Over Your Face And This Will Get You Both In The Mood". So When The Man Gets Home He Does What The Bartender Says And His Wife Rolls Over And Shouts "holly Crap Were You In A Fight There's Blood All Over Your Face?"